This list seems to be asking a question: “You mad bro?” This has to be the most trolltastic achievement list in the entire Xbox 360 catalog. Here’s to hoping you don’t like a gamerscore divisible by five.

  • Budding Hunter (30) – Defeated an army’s worth of enemies
  • Choco-boco-holic (14) – Spent a fortune at shops
  • Clock Stopper (15) – Responded swiftly to the appearance of enemies
  • No Retreat (16) – Fought a significant number of battles without using the “Retry” option
  • Quick Draw (15) – Performed a significant number of preemptive strikes
  • Staggering (15) – Staggered a significant number of enemies
  • Strategist (18) – Performed a multitude of paradigm shifts
  • Wild Thing (16) – Successfully used Feral Link abilities a significant number of times

Secret achievements:

  • Anomalous (30) – Witnessed every possible Paradox Ending
  • Beast Tamer (90) – Befriended a most unfriendly monster
  • Big Game Hunter (30) – Defeated every worthy opponent
  • Cerulean Medal (14) – Defeated a powerful enemy with valiant skill
  • Chronosavior (90) – Obtained the highest possible result in the battle to determine the fate of the world
  • Defragmented (90) – Completed every fragment category
  • Early Riser (15) – Accepted a new fate in a world where everything has changed
  • Epic Finisher (90) – Followed the story to its conclusion
  • Fair Fighter (90) – Defeated a powerful enemy on equal terms
  • Fragmented (30) – Completed an entire fragment category
  • Future Espier (15) – Visited the place where clues to the future lie waiting to be discovered
  • Giant’s Fist (90) – Dealt 99,999 damage with a single attack
  • Obsidian Medal (14) – Defeated a powerful enemy with perfect execution
  • Past Gazer (15) – Visited the place where the saviors of the past dream in crystal
  • Promise Keeper (15) – Turned your back on empty dreams and joined the battle to save mankind
  • Saddle Sore (12) – Went the distance on chocobo-back
  • Scarlet Medal (14) – Defeated a powerful enemy with graceful poise
  • Serendipitous (12) – Amassed a fortune in casino coins
  • Sooth Seeker (15) – Prepared to face a test of your determination in the rift where hidden truths slumber
  • Supreme Being (30) – Fully developed all abilities
  • Threat Facer (15) – Acknowledged the threat facing the world, and decided to fight back
  • Time Traveler (15) – Left behind a normal life, and began a journey through time
  • Trigger Finger (30) – Obtained five Cinematic Bonus rewards

Final Fantasy XIII-2 gameplay commentary first impressions played on the Xbox 360 for COIN-OP TV by LeeRoy Holmes. FINAL FANTASY XIII-2 will be available for the PlayStation 3 system and the Xbox 360 on Jan. 31, 2012.

source: Game Tip Center